CARTOON SPARKS CONTROVERSY!

HEATH LEDGER'S CHARACTER "THE JOKER" TO BE CUT FROM BATMAN SEQUEL

Heath Ledger's character "the Joker" will be cut from the forthcoming Batman sequel "The Dark Knight" and replaced with images of the World Trade Center. The producers of the franchise believe the changes will be more sensitive to fans of the recently deceased actor in the present climate of Heathsteria. Questions still remain as to why no Jewish employees reported for work at the apartment complex the day of Ledger's death.

I'm not eligible to vote in the U.S. elections.

THAT'S WHY I'LL BE VOTING FOR RON PAUL!

Ron Paul does things differently.

TODAY IN HISTORY

Today is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of my last update on this blog! To celebrate I am updating my blog with this post pointing out that I haven't updated in a year.

Isn't that exciting?

NEVER FORGET!

On this day, five years ago, 2,973 Brave American Heroes perished in flames and falling World Trade Centers or impacted on the ground below and 19 Misguided Islamic Martyrs were crushed in passenger jets and then incinerated in jet fuel as they carried out their ingenius yet cowardly plot. Also, according to Wikipedia, 24 people remain missing and unaccounted for, so if you're one of those 24 people, please call home! The people you owe money are waiting patiently by the phone.

From our perspective, 5 years on, with Afghanistan a bustling liberal democracy and Bin Laden awaiting trial alongside his partner in crime, Saddam Hussein, - all with minimal loss of military and civilian life - it's easy to forget just how awful the decision to jump out of a skyscraper to avoid the fiery death inside can be. Never forget!

FREE MEL GIBSON!

Not sure he's in prison yet, but LET HIM GO!

Everybody who's criticising Mel Gibson: you need to ask yourself, "Who did start all the wars?" I'm pretty sure it wasn't the Swedes.

SCIENCE UPDATE

After years of research and development a team of top NASA Sexologists have finally developed a sex toy capable of satisfying Arethusa.

PERKMASHIN FORUM!

I've started a new forum using the first free message board provider that appeared in a Google search for "free message board." They probably suck. Here it is. Spread the word!

I'm gay!

No, not like that!

I mean I'm HAPPY.

HAPPY about having a cock up my ass!

No, not that kind of cock.

A rooster!

A boy rooster.

But we're just friends.

I love to suck dick!

FIRST IMAGES FROM INSIDE PERK HQ

Excerpt from the IM conservation I'm having in this picture:

Perk: "Hey Arethusa!"
Arethusa: "Hey there sexy."
Perk: "I'm slim!"
Arethusa: "Why do you keep saying that?"
Perk: "Uh... no reason. So, when are we going to get together baby?"
Arethusa: "Soon! I can't wait!"
Perk: "I'm jiggling in anticipation!"
Arethusa: "Jiggling?"
Perk: "Uh... I mean... my rock hard abs are twitching..."
Arethusa: "In anticipation?"
Perk: "Exactly. Where did I put those chicken wings?"
Arethusa: "Guys are so lucky, you can eat whatever you want."
Perk: "..."
Arethusa: "Is that faint sobbing I hear?"